EK SHAAM BEHAL PARIVAR KE NAAM............
Good Evening Everyone, This is Connect_Cousins correspondent reporting from A-401, Prerna Society, Dwarka.Weather is good & atmosphere is all set to host a house warming party of Behal's. Jaisa ki aap dekh sagte hain, sari tyari ho chuki hain, drawing room se le kar bedroom tak, plate se lekar ash tray tak, aur limca se lekar beer sab ready hain, aisa lag raha manno jaise ye bhi hamare host aur hostess ki tarah, sabke intezaar maine palke bichaye badheye hoon.........
Bas ab kuch hi samaye maine yaha sama bandhane lagega, aur logoon ke chahak mahak dekhne lagegi, aur ye jo jagah aap dekh yaha dekh rahe hain , yaha gadiyoon ki vishesh parking ka prabandh kiya gaya hai.Security ka poora prabandh kiya gaya hai, aur security gaurd se kah diya gaya hai ki kissi ko bhi register maine entry ke bina andar nahi aane diya jayega, aur har gaadi vo MR. Behal khud balcony se monitor kar rahe hain.....
Sunne maine aaya hai ki jaha kitchen ka sara bhar unki patni ne apne zimme liya hai, wahi vivekji ne ghar ki sajavat, andar bahar ka kaam aur upar ki dekh rekh ka nirakshan swayam kiya hai........ hamare samvaddata ke saath unki baat cheet ke duran, hamne ye pata lagaya ki vo bahut kush numa praviriti ke maha purush hain, aur unka khuli hawa mein rah kar aas pass ka ........ (umeed hai aap log samajh rahe hoonge) mahool dekhna kaphi pasand hai, isliye unhoon undar bahar ka kaam karna pasand kiya.
Aur aayi ab ek nazar dalte hain aaj shaam aa rahe mehmaanoon ki aur........ Sab rishtey darron ko dawat naama bhej diya gaya hai, sabhi rishtey daroon ke poochne ki umeed hai, par abhi abhi ek roomanchak khabar milli hai, ki MRS. Behal ke bhai MR. Tarun Gandhi jo ki Mumbai se apni patni aur bachoon ke saath aane vale the vo nahi aa rahe hain, unhoon mail ke dwara written confirmation bhi di thi, par nahi phoonch pa rahe hai. Unke na aane ki do vajah batayi ja rahi hain, pahli vajah hai ki ishita ji ne unhe mail pe dhamaki di thi ki "maine mummy ko bata doongi" aur doosri vajah batayi ja rahi hai ki unki do ex-girl friends ne achanak se unke ghar pe dhava bol diya hai jiss vajah se unki patni aur girl friends ki beech kaphi garma garmi ho gayi hai..... mumbai maine hamari khoophiya agency iski tahkikat kar rahi hai, aur jald hum aap tak is khabar ka vishesh khulasa peesh karnege. Tarun ji par adhik jankari ke liye aap hamari website pe bhi login kar sagte hai. Abhi abhi pata chala ki isse program mein patel nagar se aa rahi Manika ji aur Mumbai mein rahne vali Soni ji bhi is program ka hissa nahi banpayengi, parantu iski vajah koi bhi batane se inkaar kar raha hai.......
Es khubsoorat Shaam ki shobha badane ki liye sabse pahle poochne valoon mein thi lippika ji, aur unke aane ke kuch daare maine hi sab rishtey daroon ka tana bana shuroo ho gaya, aur yeh ek personal function hone ke karan hum reporters ko pravesh nahi karne diya gayamujh. Par aap log nirash na hoon, es shaam ki baki khabar aap ek kavi ki zubani sun sagte hain.......
EK SHAAM BEHAL PARIVAR KE NAAM:-Cham Cham Cham Cham Cham chamkti shaam thi,
Vivek Ishita ki house warming party ki raat thi.....
Ek ek karke sab ka samay se thoda late aana tha,
par sippy ke papa ko kissi meeting vaish sabse late aana tha.....
gossip ko hatane ke liye, tambola ki game ko khilana tha,
aur uski pahli game mein anand bua ki badoolat aana tha.....
Bahut hi naek (acha) kaam rakhi ke papa ne kiya tha,
ganpati baba ka prasad sab parivar valoon ko diya tha........
jaise hi bua ne tambola khilane ke liye sambhala stool,
vaise hi sari janta gayi gossip karna bhool.....
sabr sabka, dekh lo, nateejaa apnaa paa gayaa,
corner, line, house jeet kar, sabka muskuraata chehra aa gaya.....
jaha ek taraf lippika apne maximum investment pe zero returns ko le kar dukhi thi,
to wahi doosri ore vikas puri waloon maine 120% returns milne pe khushi khili thi......
Issi beech ek kone se ravi gandhi ji ki aawaz aayi ki mujhe bahut neend aayi aur maine aap sab se apne ghar ja kar sone ki ijjazat payi..... ye sun kar sab ko achanak laga ek surprise tha, par ye to ghar ja kar chicken lane ka style tha.
Kahte hain Gam ka daurr ho ya ho khushi sama bandhti hai sharab, aur issi kahavat ko sach karyte hue jaam se jaam takraye,aur zoor se awaz aayi, three cheers for vivek ishita's house warming party. Aur issi bichi bua ki halki si shikayat aayi ki jab unhone game khilayi to na beer na whisky aayi, aur bade papa ke khilate hi whisky ke saath beer bhi aayi.....
Sabki aaobhagat karne ke liye Vivek ne bahut pyar se ishita se kaha, areeee sunti ho.....Zara drinks ke saath ande, paneer aur bhel poori lana, ishita bade andaz mein boli, ande aur paneer to lati hoon, par bhel poori mein khud hi khatas yani nimboo milana.......
Mehul ka bada zoordar nara tha, das ki ek das ki ek tambola ticket ka har taraf bol bala tha........
Ab tambola ki doosri game ka shoor tha,
par es bar vikas puri se zada, patel nagar valoon ki kismat ka zoor tha.....
Tambola ki doosri game is bari anisha ke papa ne khilayi thi,
unke game khilana ke andaz ne kaphi raunak lagai thi.....
Ek ladki bhooli si anjani si, ek kone mein apni ticket liye kuch numbroon mein koyi thi,
aur phir achanak se boli meri aur deepak ki top line abhi abhi hui thi.....
us vakat aisa laga mano jaise kissi ke shant chahre pe muskan aayi thi....
aaj gunnu madam kuch shant thi, shayad mobile na milne ke karan pareshan thi.....
Game khatam hote hi chatting ki phir se boochar thi,
aur ek ghante se shant pade mobile pe, har kissi ki ankh thi......
Issi duran sippy ke papa ne party mein phooch kar apni kami hatiyi thi,
aur whisky mein limca dal kar apni cocktail drink banayi thi......
Aaj to Varun pe compliments ki bahar aayi thi, kyun na ho bhai akhir usne first time shave karvayi thi......
dal, paneer, chicken ki khusboo door tak aayi thi,
dahi bhaloon ne table ki shobha badai thi,
aur dimpy ne mehnat ki tarif payi thi.......
aur ussi vakaat vivek ki zoordar aawaz aayi ki adhi dishes usne bhi banayi thi,
so what agar sirf khali patile mein karchi hilayi thi.......
khana khane ke turant baad ritu deepak maine gandi goli ko le kar chiddi ladayi thi,
deepak ki shikayat thi ritu ne apni saari pocket money churan ki goli maine udayi thi......
Issi nook jhook ke duran ishita ki bhi ek shikayat aayi thi,
ki vivek ne Sapient maine jate hi apni engagement ring kahi chuppayi thi........
Is khushnuma party ke duran connect_cousins ki marketing a zara zimma lippika ne sambhala tha,
par zaalim logoon ne connect_cousins banane ka sara sharey manika ke nazook kandhoone pe dala tha .........
Akhir mein sabne ek doosre se bahar jane ka raste poocha,
ritu madam ne kaha naale ko cover karke, sidhha rasta, dwarka dwar phoocha........
Acha ji, thank you ji, bye bye ji ka sab taraf nara tha,
pata nahi kyun samdhi samdhan vale gana vivek ko gana tha........
to bhai logon ye thi kahani behal parivar ki house warming party ki,
ab hai lippika, the poet ko umeed apki tarif pane ki........
